Sitemap - 2023 - One Sentence

What type of grief

After a year, I still wonder

Let's take a few days off

i can't figure out

the kind of tired

they rolled away

in the past year

If you walked through a portal

last night, briefly

what is there to say

One Sentence a day

i've been out since 730

if i were a kind of god

Prayer to my Ego

Prayer to my Ego

Prayer to my Ego

Prayer to my Ego

Prayer to my Ego

Prayer to my Ego

Prayer to my Ego

Prayer to my Ego

Prayer to my Ego

Prayer to my Ego

Prayer to my Ego

Starting tomorrow, I will do something humiliating

what if everyone

bareheaded under open sky

sweater straight from the dryer

Things that are rare

devious is maybe

i want to make something

When you ask precisely for precisely

i said i wanted to be a psychopomp

100% love and 100% mean

It makes me feel good

friend emergency

i don't want to go be normal

I didn't even notice

That feeling when you find a fragile baby bird

Confession: i keep saying that the god of karaoke

The only problem

What would happen if

i don't find reassurance reassuring

The new 'about'

All the ways that I am not alive

It turns out I'm mad

that Justin Bieber's heart would open

if i started to write poetry

Being joyfully fucked up

If everything is both

this being the thing that sets me free

If everything is both

It’s interesting

the world wants to pay me

I’m on vacation

Like the white bird

Still no computer

Finished the same

Sentences (joyous)

Computer possibly dead

If 0 is no consciousness

I am taking a pickaxe

I want to weed my mind

Ok I just read the draft

What if when someone's talking

I'm going to love tomorrow

I could decorate

agrees while also disagreeing

I have found what I want

I don't know what just happened

Accomplishments

Soon it will be good

I'm feeling guilty

So weird the way

The only art I'm making

New song, sweeter

If you want drama

If I were a god

Today I would like to offer you pleasant customer service

I offer you the knowledge

I wish I could offer you a night

Following the advice to 'give what you want to get'

If you could do me one favor

Maybe no role models

I don't know if it's strange

If you got to choose

If you got to choose

At 12:03 I was talking to a magician

Let's spend a few days

I didn't go visit my stick

I take my stick for a walk

I love these watercolor sketches

All I can think about today

EDITED!!! Name a favorite gift OR...

Is every mourning

I heard a very revealing sentence

Person A (me): My best times are

Person A (me, after writing my other newsletter):

Person A (me, apprehensive): Every day I have no idea

Person A (not me): What's the point?

Person A (me): Why am I

There are two worst parts:

The best part: while

In the last ten days, I have paid myself $7650

The next logical step

Taking a break from the Imaginary Dollars story to tell you an insight

Extra, April 22-28

I haven't found A JOB (yet?)

For many years, I have wanted work

Let me tell you the story

I want to stop writing

I want to write One Sentence so that

Once again I am struggling to figure out what this newsletter

I don't want to have any friends

Perhaps I could start walking

Extras, April 2-8

That feeling when a two-day-old headache fades

A hiring committee asks Aslan: Don't you think you're overqualified?

a reader asks: why am I not successful?

a reader asks: how do you catch a falling star?

I spent the day helping the Art Souterrain festival

Ask Aslan: Why do I do everything in a half-assed way?

Ask Aslan: How can I be more like a comet?

Ask Aslan: Should I leave my job?

Sometimes I try to cram a few different things into one sentence

The Title, part 5

Extras, March 27-April 1

The Title, part 4

The Title, part 3

The Title, part 2

The Title, part 1

Although it feels like cheating

Next week I will write a 5-sentence story

My 'job from hell'

Do cats really like fish

I think ghosts probably feel

I feel like I haven't talked to you

Please, would you count the number of epiphanies

Polar bears are going

You should go to the Biodôme

I hope to convince my three niblings

Got a title from a random generator

I used Chat GPT

I've been realizing that I prefer

Today I wrote a theme song

It's write-a-song-in-one-hour week

An Oracle example

A reader asks: Where are the gorillas?

A reader asks: How do I find the right path?

A reader asks: Should I collaborate with x?

A reader asks: What is the top?

This week, let's play a game

Extras, Feb 20-25

Happy for no reason

Still haven't figured out

Why do I keep asking myself

"hmmm, maybe if I..."

It pains me to throw

Of the 20 projects listed on my website

I feel shy to admit that every day I am low-key devastated

Ok, I'll say it a different way

I am a failure as a visual artist

Extra from this week

Excerpt from an email to a friend

The School of Faliure

Do I really have something to say

Agnes Martin meditated to get inspiration for Agnes's next painting

I recently found out that a tree (e.g., fig)

Extras Jan 29 to Feb 4

Sometimes I wake up surprised

It's been a "left the pot on stove...

Free sentences!

It felt like a no-words day

Every winter I remember young Indigo

I was all set to send out today's sentence

Extras January 15-27

More snowstorm delight

During last night's snowstorm

I had short hair for decades

This week, my sentences will all be

People I’m jealous of

I’m worried that I’ve lost touch

I have been trying for at least ten years

If you had the choice

I’m writing to you late because

Since I often create several

I thought it was weird and maybe concerning

This probably sounds like it's meant to be a joke

I want to do an experiment

Today, I threw out

I know the evidence

Another version of 2019-2022

One sentence each day

None of the packages

One way to describe my 2019-2022

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